I'm not exactly the brightest crayon in the box.

A few months ago I was laying next to Meridith on her bed. We were talking about something dumb I'd said to a guy and laughing about it. I was being really super giggly and spazzy and I said to Meridith, "Man, sometimes I worry about me." After thinking for a minute I realized what had been said and I exclaimed to Mer, "You're worried about me?! ...oh wait...or did I say that?"

We both had tears dripping off our chins from laughing so hard.

Welgum to MaDonods; can I tik yo oder?

(Deb and I were hungry at about 10 p.m., so we drove around my area of Vegas looking for some place open. We went to Papa Johns and they were closed except for deliveries and we didn't have the cell phone with us. Then we went to McDonalds and tried to walk in, but the doors were locked and a lady inside was waving at us and yelling, "The drive-thru is open!" We were crying from laughing so hard and we were spazzy...let the hilarity ensue)


McChick: "Welgum to MaDonods; can I tik yo oder?"
Deb & Sue: *SNICKER*
Sue: "Yeah, uh...just a minute"
...
*SNICKER*
...
Sue: "It says hashbrowns next to the fries, can I get hashbrowns at night?"
Deb: "hahaha. I dunno. Ask her."
Sue: "Is she there? Can I just start talking?"
Deb: "Just talk."
Sue: "Uh....hello?"
McChick: "Huwwo? Can I tik yo oder?"
Sue: "Yeah, uh, can I get hashbrowns at night?"
McChick: "What?"
Sue: "Hahaha. It says hashbrowns by the fries, can I get hashbrowns right now?"
McChick: "No"
Deb: "Hahahaha!"
McChick: "Can I tik yo oder?"
Sue: "Uh...just a minute. Hahaha."
Deb: "I just want a hot apple pie. I'm going to get two of them. I just want a hot apple pie."
Sue: "hello?"
McChick: "hewwo?"
Sue: "Can we get two hot apple pies..."
McChick:"We're out of those."
Deb & Sue: HAHAHAHA.
Sue: "They have peach. Just get peach."
Deb: "I. DON'T. WANT. PEACH! I WANT A HOT APPLE PIE!"
Sue: "Hahahahahahahaaaahhhahaaahahaaa!"
Deb: "I'll have a hot fudge sundae."
Sue: "Ok, uh, can we get a hot fudge sundae."
Deb: "Lets get chicken nuggets.
Sue: "How many?"
Deb: "Uh...5?"
Sue: "K, we'd like the 10 pack of chicken nuggets."
Deb: "Two cheeseburgers."
Sue: "And two cheeseburgers. And a BigMac meal with a diet Coke.
McChick: "Will that be all?"
Sue: "Yeah. And a hot n spicy McChicken."
Deb: "Hahahaha!"
car behind us: **HONK, HONK!**
...
Sue: "Hey Deb, did I get my fries?"
Deb: "Yeah, they're right here" *shoves fistful in her mouth*
...
Deb: "Wow, that was a lot of food."
Sue: "And you still have two cheeseburgers left."
Deb:"Uh..." *sheepish grin*
Sue: "One?"
Deb: "Ok, so I'm fat!"

"Smell my aged cheese!"

Aha, welcome familia. Let's get silly. -Sushi