boy, boy, crazy boy, get cool boy/got a rocket in your pocket keep coolily cool boy

Meridith has a date tonight. Isn't she like 12?

Remember how Meridith is going to get married before me? Remember how if she has a fiancé next June he will come on the vacation? Remember how that will make me MY OWN COUPLE. Remember how that will completely suckola?

I told Mer not to kiss 'im tonight. She never listens to me, so we'll see how it goes.