Me Luke, You Jane

While doing the dinner dishes this afternoon, I heard a large crash and discovered my monkey/son dangling from one leg that was thankfully caught in the leg hole of his high chair. His head and the rest of his flayling body was pointed directly at the tile floor. He was a-screamin'. A spray of peas, meat and cheesy potatoes graced the floor and wall. Is this how Tarzan started his career and is there much money in acrobatics? Let's hope so. Cuz if he keeps this up I will surely need the funds for the Xanax and Valium. Crazy is Taco is Luke Benjamin Hawley.